Monday, December 27, 2021

It's time for a movie spree

 When I made a post about The Gentlemen in April I vaguely mentioned being afraid that the movie theaters might not open in the near future. As it turned out, my fears were unfounded and theaters opened back up around August and this time there were movies I wanted to watch. So. many. movies. 

So naturally, I went on a movie spree and am now officially back on my regular schedule. All with necessary safety precautions, of course. 

What follows now is a quick rundown of every movie I watched in order and with short impressions and ratings. Here we go:

The Green Knight

I have been looking forward to this one for ages and when I finally watched it, it fullfilled all my expectations. Wonderfully strange and dark folkloric-feeling tale of what honor even means. 5/5

The Suicide Squad

I've already given you my rundown on this one. Better than the first, brutal, bloody, a good time at the movies. 4/5


Promising Young Woman

I really believe the movie was advertised wrong. It's not the fun revenge story some trailers and quotes made it seem and is instead a heavy compelling portrait of a woman eaten alive by grief and rage and guilt. 4/5

Dune

Epic sci-fi, perfectly understandable even for people who have next to no prior knowledge of the book(s). Gorgeous visuals, gorgeous music, a story that slowly unfolds and stays open for the next one. 5/5

James Bond: No Time to Die

As customary for Craig Bonds, very serious, very driven. Personally I enjoyed the complexity and human aspects they have given Bond and thought overall the story was well crafted. 3.5/5

Eternals

As I've said to a friend, this movie suffered from having to be part of the MCU. There was much there that could've been truly great but was hindered by having to adhere to MCU standards. However, the movie succeeded in humanizing its immortal characters insofar that I could sympathize with their struggles, which is quite a feat. 3/5

House of Gucci

Watched ths one in a Ladies' First preview with a friend and liked it quite a bit despite the fact that this is not my ususal genre at all. Great acting, great writing, great story development. Great movie as long as you don't mind that every character is deeply terrible. 4.5/5


I really wanted to watch Gunpowder Milkshake but our movie theater had a heating misshap and thus I missed the last showing. Eh, I'll just have to wait.

Satori over and out

Thursday, December 16, 2021

Reviews of Christmas classics I have never watched before: A Nightmare before Christmas

There are some movies widely considered Christmas classics that I have never watched before. Not for any particular reason mostly, they just haven't come up in my watchlist ever. Most of these are so ingrained in popculture that I sometimes feel like I DID watch them after all by virtue of knowing the major plot points and having seen snippets here and there. 

Still, I do like to do little post series on this blog and I'll pick up the new tradition to to a Christmas-themed post series from last year, so that's what I'll do. I'll watch Christmas movies and give my opinion on them.

First up, The Nightmare before Christmas.


 

In contrast to the other movies on this list, I have always meant to watch The Nightmare before Christmas. But every year I missed my chance to watch it either on Halloween or on Christmas. This is the year I finally sat down to watch it and I can definitely see what the fuss is all about. It is at its core a simple story about taking over what you don't understand and it failing miserably. It is animated gorgeously and the character design is so very creative. No wonder the visuals are and remain staples of weird kid culture until today. The songs are cool, I've had 'this is Halloween' stuck in my head for the past few days even though it doesn't fit at all right now. By the way, this is a Christmas movie.

Friday, December 10, 2021

"Bad" movies I enjoy 3 - The Covenant

The Covenant
(Ratings: 4/62)

The remarkable thing about this rating is that its audience score is over 50 but its critical score is the lowest on the list. It’s lower than Catwoman if you can believe that, meaning this movie has fans and the fans are dedicated enough to drag the score all the way up to 62, which is better than almost every single movie on this list except for King Arthur.

The Covenant is a story about four male teenage witches that get attacked by a fifth witch who wants to steal their powers. This fifth witch is played by Sebastian Stan who would go on to be a fan favorite in the MCU. In that world magic is addictive and it’s all well and good until you ascend on your 18th birthday and reach your full potential, because the more magic you use afterwards, the faster you age and eventually die, which is why Sebastian Stan witch wants to kill the first of the group to turn 18 and steal his power. He doesn’t realize that he will still die but he also doesn’t much care.

There’s no need to sugarcoat it, this movie is bad. Rife with cheap effects, baffling writing, actors clearly in their 20s playing teenagers, and that good early 2000s sexism. Yet if you asked me what I would change to make this movie better, or good even, I’d have to tell you: nothing. This movie is perfect as it is.

Should you watch it? - Yes! It’s bad but in a way that’s enjoyable to watch. The dudes are also shirtless and sweaty quite a bit, if that’s a selling point for you.

Thursday, September 2, 2021

Stuff I liked as a child/teen 2: Heroes

 

I got into Heroes after I bought the steelbook edition of the second half of season one at a yard sale. Despite me missing the whole premise and character introduction I was immediately hooked. Slowly but surely I bought the rest of the show (in steelbook editions, naturally, and second hand). And while the show had a troubled production and wildly varied in quality, it has a place in my heart until today.

Heroes ran from 2006 to 2010. Although I did not watch it when it first came out. I guess I was about 14 when I first saw it and when I first fell in love with their varied characters with their varied stories and powers.

The premise of Heroes is that some people discover they have latent superpowers and navigate what that means for them. They also have to stop a murderous superpowered serial killer, keep New York from exploding, save a cheerleader, evade a shady government agency and prevent a couple of disastrous futures. Among other things.

My favorite character by far was kind and gentle nurse Peter Petrelli (Milo Ventimiglia), who adopts the powers of every superpowered being he comes across but cannot control them in the least. He is so continuously good and selfless, which is something I love. My other favorite is Hiro Nakamura (Masi Oka), a comics nerd from Japan, whose time and space travel powers are among the strongest in the show but who just wants to be a hero. Another thing I loved was when the Indian scientist Mohinder Suresh (Sendhil Ramamurthy) and the ex-cop Matt Parkman (Greg Grunberg) just lived together in an apartment in New York and parented a child, whose parents were murdered. Extremely random but very cute. Heroes also put Zachary Quinto on the map. He played a superpowered serial killer, was a dark mirror and foil to Peter and so popular with fans that he eventually got a redemption arc.

Friday, August 27, 2021

Notes on The Suicide Squad

aka no badder bad guy than the US government


I watched The Suicide Squad this week and I ejoyed it quite a bit. It’s silly, it’s brutal, it doesn’t pretend to be anything that it isn't and it has surprising heart. Better than the other one by far. 

In her review Youtuber Amanda the Jedi elaborates a bit more on that surprising heart than I will do here. Suffice to say, this movie makes you care about the characters more than the other one ever did. They feel like people and their relationships feel genuine. 

Another aspect I liked about this movie is that despite being shock-full of ‘bad guys’ the story makes it clear at every turn that the baddest bad guy is and remains the US government.

I called this post ‘notes’ because it will be quite short since the points I am making are more or less obvious and not much analysis will go into this. It’s more a rehashing of elements of the movie that prove my argument.


Spoilers from here on out!

Almost everyone in this movie is some type of ‘bad guy’. (The only exception being the freedom fighters they meet on the island nation where their mission takes place.) The squad itself are criminals (with a varying degree of severity), the targets of their mission are brutal military dictators, their contact is a cruel mad scientist, the monster they fight in the end kills humans by the hundreds. And yet the US government, represented in the movie by Amanda Waller, the leader of the taskforce, (played by the brilliant Viola Davis) and - to a lesser degree - Peacemaker (John Cena) comes away arguably the worst.

Let’s go through the movie mostly chronologically (and in a list):

  • That Amanda Waller is ruthless and does not care about anything but the missions she is tasked with - least of all the lives of the squad members - was already obvious in the other movie. This one hammers it home on multiple occasions. She lets a team walk into an ambush as a distraction, threatens to have the 16-year-old daughter of a squad member killed should he not agree to the mission, and orders the indiscriminate killing of locals among other things.
  • The US government’s involvement in regime changes in middle and South America is both alluded to and outright stated as well as supported by the fact that the squad’s involvement is at no point meant to help the people of the country but secure the US government’s self interest, because while the previous regime was also brutal, it was favorable to the US and, therefore, didn’t warrant intervention.
  • Later they find out that the actual goal of the mission has been to destroy records of the US government’s involvement in human experiments conducted on the island with an alien starfish US astronauts had picked up decades ago. The experiments were conducted on the island on purpose, so the government could keep them quiet. The previous regime used the alien and the experiments to get rid of their enemies and the US government supported them.
  • Squad leader Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman) is appalled by this and wants to instead let the world know what happened. Since he is US military and not a bad guy, Amanda Waller cannot threaten to kill him instantly to ensure his cooperation and has instead made sure that Peacemaker would kill everyone necessary to keep the secret for her, which he does.
  • Peacemaker as a character in general exemplifies some of the negative qualities of US foreign intervention. In a pointed line he says “I am committed to peace, no matter how many men, women, and children I have to kill for it”*. He is, nominally, following vague ideals of freedom and peace while at the same time committing atrocious acts in the name of these ideals.
  • Through mishaps the starfish is released instead of killed and it has grown considerably in 30 years. The first thing it does is declare the city his and possess what is left of the military. Amanda Waller orders the squad to leave as she believes the records to be destroyed (they are not). When the squad decides it’s time to be good guys and save the city and its people, she threatens to blow them up and would have done so, had she not been stopped by her assistants.
  • When Starro the giant starfish is defeated and dies, he says through one of the humans he possessed, "I was happy floating, staring at the stars”, underscoring the fact that Starro only became a monster threatening earth through the actions of the US government and making me feel sorry for him.

In the end, the protagonists might be villains (although, again, to differing degrees, Ratcatcher 2 just stole stuff) but the degree of their villainy and the amount of suffering they cause is always trumped by the US government.


Anyway. Movie was fun. Nanaue the shark person was my favorite. Loved the little rat. Sad about some deaths but what can you do.

Satori over and out

* Forgive me if that isn't the exact line, I watched the movie in German.

Saturday, June 26, 2021

Thoughts about things I saw: The Magicians (2)

Spoilers for The Magicians season 4.

Margo in focus from the chest up. She is in royal attire and has a sad expression.
Margo (Summer Bishil) in season 4

 I did not finish The Magicians. In fact, I would not have finished even season 4 if not for my drive to not abandon shows in the middle of a season. Season 4 really strained me, on the one hand because it showcases everything that frustrates me about the show and on the other hand - and probably more importantly - because it did not feature my favorite character much or at all.

Season 3 ends with a gang of misfit magic college students restoring magic to their - and all other - worlds. Even though they succeed, it all goes wrong anyway - as things are wont to do with them - and an unkillable god-monster takes possession of the body of my favorite character, Eliot (Hale Appleman).

Season 4 revolves mostly around finding a way to stop the god-monster, hopefully retrieving Eliot in the process, and getting magic evenly distributed again. Eliot being possessed by a god-monster tragically means we get nearly nothing from him and especially no interactions with the other characters. We do, however, get Hale Appleman giving a truly great performance as the god-monster and other characters saying and showing how important Eliot is to them.

One of these characters is Eliot’s best friend Margo (Summer Bishil). Their friendship is my uncontested favorite relationship in the show. When we first meet them, they are the breezy party people who take nothing seriously and live for life’s pleasures. As we get to know them better over the seasons and as they grow, they get depth and complexity and through it all remain each other’s most cherished person.

There is a time in season 4 where the characters falsely believe that Eliot is dead and the monster is just piloting his corpse. The fantasy world of not-Narnia where Eliot was king once and had a wife (long story) subsequently falls into a ritualistic grieving period and his wife, Fen, is inconsolable. Margo meanwhile is trying to stay on track, lead the kingdom and solve problems. She seems, for all intents and purposes, to ignore Eliot’s apparent death and coldly rebuffs Fen’s attempts to rope her into the grieving rituals. It gets to the point where Fen asks her why she isn’t crying, the clear implication being that that must mean Margo did not care about Eliot as much.

The scene that follows hit me like a gut punch. Margo stops in her tracks, turns around and says: “Fen, I’m only gonna say this once. Me joining your sad-face therapy party is dumb. Because I can’t cry out all the sadness ever. Because if I start, I’ll never stop, understand? I’ll be useless forever.”

Margo is generally presented as unaffected and nonchalant, which is why her admission here, that she grieves so deeply that if she let herself feel her grief, she’d never recover, is so devastating to me. Summer Bishil gives a fantastic performance, you can see her facade breaking and her emotions seeping through the cracks. I cried for her when I first watched this scene and it still gets me.

5 episodes later Margo is on a dangerous quest with the goal of getting Eliot back and Summer Bishil gives another incredible performance, digging deep into Margo as a character. If only for these scenes watching the season has been worth it. 

Satori over and out

P.S. I could write a whole post about how Quentin's end was supremely unsatisfying, not only from a narrative standpoint but especially considering his character and what he represents but I don't want to be so negative on this blog so I won't. 

Monday, May 10, 2021

"We love you, Joel" - Love and Monsters and the optimistic post-apocalypse

 Often the post-apocalypse as a genre is very dark and gritty and has a pessimistic view of humanity. Anyone to have survived the wasteland this long, goes the argument, is necessarily gruff and hardened at best and a sadistic monster at worst. The main character do not only have to fight whatever the post-apocalyse left them with but also - and often even primarily - other people who would want to harm them. Survival is for the strong in these cases, fearlessness and the willingness to do violence are valued. 

A post-apocalyptic movie like this does not have to be derivative or devoid of meaning. Mad Max: Fury Road, which presents us with just such a world, deals with the post-apocalyptic staples in a much more nuanced way and offers up a narrative that instead focuses on rediscovering kindness and remaking a tyrannical rule (see also the Hopepunk post). All I am saying is that often stories in this genre feel too pessimistic and hopeless.

Love and Monsters does not.

Movie poster of the film "Love and Monsters". It features an ensemble of characters as well as the title and the actor's name "Dylan O'Brien".
Spoilers for the movie!
 

In it, the world is plagued by giant reptiles, anarchids, insects, and amphibians that mutated from radiation after Earth successfully shot down a meteor about to destroy it. The humans that survive live in colonies in various bunkers and bunker-like structures, trying their hardest to make it. Joel (Dylan O'Brien), the main character, one day starts a journey of 140 miles to get to his girlfriend in another colony (Jessica Henwick) because he feels useless in his own. He is, to put it mildly, not really equipped to handle the trip and only makes it through sheer determination, dumb luck, and the help of strangers and a very good dog. 

There is a lot to like about the movie. For example, its creature design is extraordinary, the monsters look alive, otherworldly, scary and at times strangely endearing. Then, the 'love story' that is the catalyst for this whole movie is handled refreshingly realistic. While Joel hangs onto the idea of Amy and what they had five years ago, Amy moved on in the time when they did not hear from each other. She still cares for him and what they were but what they were is in the past for her. She, reasonably, never expects him to actually attempt the trip to her and when he arrives she is overjoyed to see him but she is a different person than she was before the apocalypse. And the movie does not treat her behavior as wrong or bad or condemnable at all, nor does it treat Joel's devotion and drive as silly. Both are valid reactions to dealing with the trauma of surviving the apocalypse. Both characters are sympathetic and right

What I want to elaborate on, however, is the fact that Love and Monsters is so beautifully optimistic in tone that it made me tear up. The emotional arc in this movie centers around Joel believing himself to be the fifth wheel in his colony so to speak. Everyone else is paired up and his contributions are weak at best. He surmises that it won't be a great loss to them if he leaves and decides to go. However, from even before he leaves, it is clear that his colony loves him, they tell him so and attempt to convince him to stay. Joel plays this off as them just trying to be nice until the point where he arrives in his sweetheart's colony and finds things different than he expected. He pulls out a map they gave him and discovers that they wrote encouraging and love-filled messages on the back, boiling down to 'we love you, stay safe, come back to us'. When he manages to reach them over radio, they are ecstatic to discover that he's alive and positively shower him in affection. Joel realizes that he is loved and that he has a family who believe he is worth it, no matter what he might think. It allows him to free himself from the past and look to the future and just makes me very emotional. 

Another aspect is that every person - barring three human antagonists at the end - is kind and helpful and welcoming. The strangers that save his life during his journey, travel with him, teach him how to shoot and what they know about the creatures, attempt to convince him to join them on their search for a safe place and give him gifts to help him survive. Amy's colony not only saves him when he is passed out from venom but is also immediately willing and ready to take him in. Even in the flashback scene detailing Joel's escape from his hometown when he is standing frozen on the street, people in a truck driving by, stop the car to pick him up. Yes, people can be bad and selfish but mostly people are kind and trustworthy and community-oriented. And that's just refreshing to see in a post-apocalypse.

Lastly, I want to talk about the general tone of the movie. Because even though it is tense sometimes, its tone is generally light. The fact that Joel's drive is pure and he is friendly if naive, the people he meets are nice and in the one case where they aren't, at least the monster is. Joel grows during his journey, into himself and away from the past. While the colonies become less and less safe as time goes on, he discovers that it is not impossible to survive outside a bunker and he brings that message to desperate people. First on foot to Amy's colony and his own, then via radio to people sequestered all over the country, who start on their own journey. A journey that the movie presents through framing and score as perilous but hopeful. 

All in all, Love and Monsters is enjoyable and engaging, because it asks 'what if a post-apocalyptic world wasn't just all terror, gloom and desaturation?'. It looks at human behavior and decides that mostly, humans would help and love and support each other in the face of grave danger. It takes a genre widely known for its pessimissm and chooses differently.

It's on Netflix. Give it a watch!

Satori over and out

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